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jrharv
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About Me
- Birthday
- 11/06/1966
- Gender
- Male
- Hometown
- Ancaster Ontario Canada
- City / Town
- Woodbridge Ontario
- Country
- Canada
- About me
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Father, Husband, Author,
Road Safety Advocate, working as a Draftsman, trained as Health & Safety rep. but not actively doing this (we don't know why)
Gemini,
Meat Eater & Enjoyer,
Tea Drinker (I will have an IceCap though)
I was at 2004 Summer Comedy Workshop at Humber College Lakeshore Campus
Mark Breslin (Yuk Yuks founder)the chair of Humber Comedy Program, has a quote on my book backs of my comedy shorts.
I was a contestant on Last Comic Standing 2007 in Montreal, though I did not get a routine out ANT now knows I'm a Magnetic mutant.
Most contestants spent the day at Starbucks waiting for their audition time. I did not make cutting room floor unfortunately, and was out of camera for the mountie and horse poop shots.
I am trained in Racing from Jim Russell Racing Drivers School in Mont Tremblant Quebec graduated F1600 in 1989 F2000 in 1990 and did grad run-offs in 1991. Pictures in my photos.
I have a custom helmet I used for Charity Go Kart events and a radio station lawnmower race you can find in my photos.
Listen to me on iLike artist
John Ross Harvey Some free Mp3s can be downloaded.
Needs a much bigger paycheque than I have, bills, mortgage, insurance, gasoline, food, fast-food, curling.
I have acted as an Extra in Toronto for a martial arts/ kickbox type movie called "Nothing To Lose" not the Tim Robbins one, a film with a guy named Garza, not paid, I believe Garza is now dead.
I was a paid extra in the TV show STREET LEGAL, where I sat behind defense attorney for a Jeans Commercial Ad which implied rape, Olivia (the star that remembered none of her lines) was prosecuting and lost the case.
I wrote this poem in 1993
I was going to blog a continuation into a song lyric
but its glitchy at present.
My Poem:
To Listen is to be heard
To Speak is to be seen
To say nothing is to be Noble
To be Noble is to be great
To be less than Noble is the Common Man’s life
Thus Speaks the Common Man
I hope you like it. - State
- *I live outside the U.S.
- Home Planet
- CREATIA
- Website
- www.johnrossharvey.com Find All My Books and Everything About Me There
- Networking Information
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On Twitter alone
@johnrossharvey (Official Author)
@nahtan_hoj (Romance author)
@tfoevil (Crime author)
@markhamwells (Scifi author)
@wentworthvaughn (fiction author)
@harveyhelmet (road safety)
@s_i_n_s (winter road safety)
@acronymr (acronym humour)
@trafficbrdgame (board game concept)
@carnivoresrest (restaurant concept)
@threeforcesevil (humour blog entries)
@3syllableseagal (humourous movie titles for the man the myth the legend Stephen Seagal)
Myspace John Ross Harvey , Nahtan Hoj, T.Foe Vil Markham Wells and Wentworth Vaughn
Facebook pages for John Ross Harvey http://www.facebook.com/pages/manage/?act=23586460#!/pages/John-Ross-Harvey/21018964786
and Nahtan Hoj http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Nahtan-Hoj-Romantic-Comedy-Author/428038150455
and my Restaurant Concept for people my way inclined for food.
Blog http://threeforcesofevil.blogspot.com archives posting @threeforcesevil on twitter
iLike sound files John Ross Harvey
I have a designed mock-up board game on Traffic I'm hoping to present to Dragon's Den on CBC - Director's Genres
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- Writer's Genres
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Comedy
Drama
Education
Sci-Fi
- Writer's Applications
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Microsoft Word
- More about your Projects and Experience
- 6 published books on the web, 1 under pen name Nahtan Hoj
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Today
Cheeseburger Brown Last day to get it for free: THE AUTOMATIC MARLBORO - http://amzn.to/MheNhP
03:49 AM
Yesterday
It's 7 pm Pacific time. 10 pm Eastern. Sorry, wasn't clarified for me either. :)
02:35 PM
kaedance One week til filming commences on a new project. So excited to see it finally happening, but now entering panic mode.
04:20 AM
So it seems MOS has a new trick up its sleeve. According to Twitter, Space Turkey Live premieres tonight, and it will be an interactive webseries. W
04:18 AM
Hey, not to concern anyone or anything, because everything is still totally under control and all that, but, and this is a very slight but, it is pote
04:12 AM
2 days ago
3 days ago
I most definitely did not steal your cattle prod, Djinn. Check with the NYSE- I have people on the inside there, distracting Zuckerberg with shiny pr
07:50 AM
6 days ago
Oh, look- a writing contest about time travel! http://masqueradecrew.blogspot.com/2012/02/interested-in-sponsoring-judging-or.html
But seriously- thi
05:01 PM
Good. Now that the van is out of the way, the taking-over-the-internet part of the plan can move forward. Also, I had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with t
04:59 PM
1 week ago
Comply Chicken if you want Djin to share the last crumbs of the brownie!
May 15
After a long hiatus, I have returned. And so, shall reintroduce myself to people who have no idea who I am.
I'm a published writer and wannabe author
May 15
Sorry, zerobe. I already sided with the Desert Dusters.
May 15
He was alive the last time I checked- admittedly, it's been a few weeks since then... hmm, did I remember to lock the window?
Anyway, glad my cover i
May 15
Just went through and caught up on the entire thread. So glad to see a working collaboration on MOS again- the last one I saw was a Star Trek project
May 14
kaedance Two weeks til filming commences on a new project. So excited to see it finally happening. :)
May 14
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Thursday, 06 May 2010
More of a Comic Book idea, see great potential with character but a Scifi-ish beginning
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Tuesday, 30 March 2010
Space Traffic
Since almost nobody in my major metropolis of T .....
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5450 tweets, 797 followersIf you can't drive, I will tell you! Also Chris Elliot Clone http://www.zazzle.com/threeforcesofevil for t-shirts and stuff -
Congrats @NancyJew! @robdelaney picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: http://t.co/kOc0n799Tuesday, 22 May 2012 12:21 -
Ever see a photo that makes your jaw drop to the floor and your cock instantly rock hard? I just asked my Mom that question & she said "no".Tuesday, 22 May 2012 12:21 -
RT @Bashfullsmile: You do realise you don't need to 'empty' your drafts folder, there is always delete? On another note, this tweet was ...Tuesday, 22 May 2012 12:21 -
Hudson is enjoying being a big brother http://t.co/4HAHNWMUTuesday, 22 May 2012 12:21 -
RT @mdvaldosta: One man's trash is another man's ex-gf from his old trailer park.Tuesday, 22 May 2012 12:21
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jrharv status: 44 as of 3:10am EST.
Happy birthday. You don't look a day over 35, except for you carapace. It seems to be newly born.
jrharv on Monday, 14 June 2010 11:44
Happy birthday. You don't look a day over 35, except for you carapace. It seems to be newly born.
jrharv on Monday, 14 June 2010 11:44I think I'll accept as a compliment for my lack of facial lines (photo aside)
Friday, 11 June 2010 18:11
"Police just asked my opinion on an Anti-speedtrap blogger's posting, glad to assist" jrharv
Fear the jrharv. I showed my ass on the Lost discussion and he handed it back to me on a silver plater. So now, all speeders must tremble in his wake.
Fear the jrharv. I showed my ass on the Lost discussion and he handed it back to me on a silver plater. So now, all speeders must tremble in his wake.
Thursday, 27 May 2010 14:28
I have to hand it to you. You have found one of the most negative reasons for supporting freedom of speech I know of. The other is to let people have their say just before the great clamp down so that all the enemies of tyranny reveal themselves to the would be dictator.
jrharv on Tuesday, 18 May 2010 05:13Steve V on Thursday, 27 May 2010 14:33
jrharv on Tuesday, 18 May 2010 05:13I suspect with regard to the quote. Freedom of speech I respect, freedom of choice obviously, but using that freedom to tell others NOT to do or read or listen or decide something on their own, is abuse. If you don't like me fine, your choice, don't be telling the world your opinion is the only one which matters, allow people their own choice. (This is not directed at you Steve, just people that operate in that manner which the quote represents)
Steve V on Thursday, 27 May 2010 14:33Freedom is a two edged sward. We must tolerate, even while expressing out disagreement, the absolute right to be wrong. You are correct, if anyone equates telling you that you are wrong with telling you that you have no right to say such things, that person is a tyrant.
Monday, 17 May 2010 13:36
There is a cure for excessive twittering: put down the cell phone. It feels much better now. Doesn't it?
Friday, 14 May 2010 16:00
hi i added @acronymr. that's a cool twitter you've got going on there...and re: your note about the facebook sync....don't sync it because it'll mess everything up. i'm really sorry i did it and now i can't reverse it. did you get that little girl her converse yet?
Monday, 05 April 2010 07:44
Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my Italy pics!
Thursday, 01 April 2010 08:54
Congratulations on your recent positive Karma my friend :) And, THANK YOU so much for all the appreciative encouragement on my photo work, I'm so glad you are enjoying.
Wishing you a wonderful week,
Anastasia :)
Wishing you a wonderful week,
Anastasia :)
Thursday, 01 April 2010 07:14
Orange dots?
jrharv on Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:29
jrharv on Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:29online status, means you are online but away, in other words, don't bother me (Wren informed me)
Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:04
good poem on balance, too (:
Saturday, 27 March 2010 13:53
hey your daughter has good taste for the tender age of ten! she must get it from you. what is all of this about creatia blowing up? people are asking me but it seems it's still there...
Saturday, 27 March 2010 13:53
Sorry thought I had sent you an add. My fault thanks for sending one back.
Friday, 26 March 2010 10:05
Thanks for the pic comment. Michelle, the model, is a HUGE fan of Rogue...I'm considering putting the word out for another "Super Hero" photo shoot in May...I want to do some outdoor stuff...I'm sure Rogue will be back hehe :)
Anastasia :)
Anastasia :)
Friday, 26 March 2010 09:34
Busy man my friend...car racer too? Cool!
jrharv on Friday, 26 March 2010 08:26
jrharv on Friday, 26 March 2010 08:26If only I could have afforded to, merley trained, though I did enjoy a gokart race once in a while
Friday, 26 March 2010 07:55
oh! lol i am still not used to the way they display birthdays here. :)
Thursday, 25 March 2010 11:00
I'm a Gemini but go ahead, it was a 60's party so I combined Lennon and Spock and a Hippie
Thursday, 25 March 2010 10:52
oh fellow scorpio. :) i am going to have to take one of those live long and prosper vulcan sign pics.
Thursday, 25 March 2010 10:35
MOS is not ready to do that, yet...they are not linked with ping.fm. ping.fm will announce to your OTHER networks that you have loaded music here..it's not an actual place to load music.
you would load it here first, then ping.fm would get the alert~>then send the update to twitter/myspace/facebook/bebo/aol/linkedin plus whatever else you are linked to.
i have not ever used it..just set up a site to test it for you so i probably should have prefaced this with an "i think" :)
you would load it here first, then ping.fm would get the alert~>then send the update to twitter/myspace/facebook/bebo/aol/linkedin plus whatever else you are linked to.
i have not ever used it..just set up a site to test it for you so i probably should have prefaced this with an "i think" :)
Thursday, 25 March 2010 10:34
Thanks for the add!
Thursday, 25 March 2010 09:14
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30 Jun 2011
New City Mascot??
I will call him DVP Donny
This groundhog lives in this patch of highway grass median c/w hydro towers on Don Valley Parkway south of Eglinton Avenue in Toronto
Not sure what he lives on besides grass and flowers, but I see him a lot here.
Traffic is usually slow here, so views are very likely.
Say Hi to Donny.
Street View
DVP Donny
His Home
Roaming the median
Overhead satellite map
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28 Apr 2011
Opinions are never Law
There are many things which create and mold opinions
Religion is one
There are many pro-religion, and seemingly more anti-religion
Government is one
Obviously whoever we elect, or anyone else elects, is always a dissappointment, but get re-elected anyway
On this topic, birth certificate authenticity has been a public opinion matter
Natural disasters seem to invoke opinions about the above two topics
God has brought his wrath upon the heathens, or Government has not provided safety to its people
Let's be serious here
Weather to a great extent is entirely created by the planet itself, perhaps industry alters things a little, sending various chemical compounds in the air for which the atmosphere is likely to react a bit, but I doubt one nuclear plant or coal plant created a pile of tornadoes to wipe out a large portion of a state. God if you believe in one did not say, death to rednecks, tornadoes headed to teach you a lesson. Government did not say, hey we have some high tech weather control methods which can prevent tornadoes but we decided not to use them.
They happened. Period.
Rednecks looking for birth certificates were not the cause either.
Pray if you pray, or hope if you don't, for aid and relief to those who lost families, homes, and friends. Many suffered, you'd want help if it was you.
Donate to Red Cross if you have the ability, or squeeze your wallet if you don't think you can.
Again, I am stating an opinion, surely to be disagreed by someone.
That does not make that someone ignorant, uneducated, or heartless, but in some opinions it could.
There are other topics that create opinions
Tv shows, and humour
Many love specific shows, be it drama, comedy, or reality based, many hate the same shows.
Shows like LOST created real divisions between fans and anti-fans
Humour is very personal
If you write it, it is funny to you, whether others get it or not
Having the opportunity to find others who get you is rewarding
When people of opinions that you are not funny
Would rather spread their hate for you
Than consider it as purely opinion
That's when opinions cross the line
That's when opinions become hate
And not a difference of opinion
We aren't shoving ours down your throat
Why feel the need to shove yours down everyone else's
If you don't like it
Leave it at that
Saying because you don't, means nobody else can
Is a clear indication you have an inferiority complex
You create a need to hate in order to validate your lack of self-esteem
What you need is help
Hate mongering eats you
It may hurt your target more in the beginning
Being a target has not been ideal for me
That hate constitutes bullying
Whether it is face to face or via cyberspace
Bullying is not and never shall be acceptable
Learn to accept other opinions
Learn you cannot enforce yours upon others
Learn that whether you think you are right
Others may find you wrong
I'm sure many find me wrong in this post
That's their opinion
Valid or misinformed
They possess the right to have one
As do I
This is mine
Like it or not
It's an opinion
Not a law
So yours isn't either
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21 Apr 2011
Signals, More than just an inconvenience
Clearly the majority of motorists I see
Belong to a slect group of people not required
To tell you where they are going or what they are doing
Because a turn signal is SOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAARRRDDD to operate
To me, in my logical mind
No signal of a lane means no signal to the brain
And yes most that refuse, or can't be bothered to signal
Refuse to believe there is such a thing as left and right
Only a path their ignorant self is headed
Today in Montreal a vehicle in front of me in the left turn lane
Not signalling with a 2nd left turn lane to our right
Complete with 18 wheeler truck also headed left with a signal
turned left but drifted directly in front of the 18 wheeler
like it didn't exist or wasn't turning
It's a special kind of ignorance required to be this stupid
To be so ignorant to not even see other vehicles using the same road
And think you are entitled to lanes you don't deserve
That I cannot respect
Signals are not an inconvenience
They are the law
The law of Logic
People which confuse right and left do not understand law of Logic
Its too much work to think
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20 Mar 2011
The Real Left Lane slowdown
Contrary to Globe and Mail columnist Road Sage Andrew Clark (@aclarkcomedy)says here:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-drive/car-life/road-sage/left-lane-hogs-and-middle-lane-morons/article1944288/
Left lanes are often not slowed by people going slow
Rather Directionally Deficit Disordered Dunces
That do not read road signs
Saying where their exit is
And make sharp right turns across traffic
At last possible moment
Because these jerks drive in the left to pass
You doing the speed limit
They felt a need to balance their speed by
Causing everyone to break for their dumb ass
On DVP south I take the left lane because my exit is in that lane
All other exits are on the right
Sure take the left lane to move, but move over before
The last sign for your exit arrives
Most of our highways have 2-3 reminders before the actual exit
Kindergarten kids can count
You should too
Driving is reading and math
Mostly geometry
Signs are posted nearly every 100m
Not reading them means you miss landmarks
Like your exit is next
And that is where the left lane gets slowed
Because the signs are overhead or on the right
And these people have tunnel vision
Left lane morons are not slow, just illiterate
Andrew is a faculty member of Humber College Comedy Program
I did the 2004 Summer Comedy Workshop at Humber
On http://Favstar.fm, my tweets have more stars than his
Just saying
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4 Mar 2011
Oddest Recall Reason Ever
If you click the link for the story
You will have greater respect
For Arachnids
Dangerous to know
They are attracted to smell
Of Gasoline
How many engine failures have been caused by them?
Are these the same ones
Your propane BBQ lines fall victim to?
MOS MP3 player
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