Kozmo and I have been collaborating again.  WARNING: THESE LYRICS HAVE NOT BEEN SHOWN TO NOT CAUSE MASSIVE BRAIN HEMORRAGES IN MICE AND GROANS OF DISGUST IN OTHER MAMMALS.

I WILL CALL IT Z

By Kozmo Zenoid and rmoore080

Since life has started in this universe

We have seen two sexes evolve

But my passion for you transcends this model

It doesn’t express my love

Just as most races have evolved beyond

Lonely asexual reproduction

I’m ready to surpass the two-sex model

And start a sexual revolution

A male’s attention can be loutish and short

And a female’s can be a mind-bender

So to express the depths of my love for you

I’ve got to have a new gender

The biology is not so simple

And I’ll guess at the chemistry

But my love for you will help me make

A new chromosome, and I will call it Z

Chorus:

Oh the males practice a brutish love,

And females behave too emotionally

So I’ve got to make a new chromosome,

And I will call it Z!

Most species get by with X and Y,

To keep their population free

But my love for you transcends these both

I’ve got to have a Z!

It may result in uncertain growths,

or unexpected hair

And where there was a dimple there might be a bump

Or some other unfortunate flair

But something must be done

to equalize the relationship scene

In the face of unworkable, unaccepting differences

I’ve got to have a Z!

Chorus:

Oh the males practice a brutish love,

And females behave too emotionally

So I’ve got to make a new chromosome,

And I will call it Z!

I have a yearning in my hearts for you

To express my love so tender

Male and female is not enough anymore

I’ve got to create that new gender

I’ll take the best of both of us baby

Toss it in a sequencer and turn it on

Bake it with the white hot heat of my passion

To make my new chromosone

And to those who say that I am wrong

And hurl invective and taunts

I have only one thing to say in answer

And that’s ‘Vive La Difference!’

Chorus:

Oh the males practice a brutish love,

And females behave too emotionally

So I’ve got to make a new chromosome,

And I will call it Z!